I was a party pooper.
If you can't come let me know
...and we have players from all over the world.
Last night, the team from Madrid cleaned up, they got 100%. Everyone was completely shocked.
Nobody expected the Spanish in our Quiz Session.
Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner are already spoken for, but Thanksgiving hasn't been discussed yet. Thanksgiving is usually at my father-in-law's, but my stepmother-in-law has previously hinted that she might not want to host anymore.
Wife: "I talked to [stepmother-in-law] today, and she didn't say 'boo' about Thanksgiving."
Me: "Did she say 'gobble gobble'?"
The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares
If you can't come please let me know.
Explanation:taking on the topic of Lets Play.
Thought this would be better on Shower thoughts but I was pointed here because of the word play aspect.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
Since good players are hard to find
I mean, how low can you go?
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I can’t wait.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
The host asks the guest, "Would you like to say a word?" The guest than goes up than says, "Bargain" The host starts crying and says, "That means a great deal."
Guest: No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts.
Host: Which ones?
Guest: cah... cah... CA-SHEWS!!!
Dick Van Dyke
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
A HOST of reasons.
But it's really grown on me.
Host: what are you?
Me: I'm a harp.
Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.
Me: are you calling me a lyre!?
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
I said no we are American
Howie Mandelorian
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
Call it Tea Minus 10
Most of what they say goes over my head, but they gave great chemistry.
It turns a Host into a Ghost
It was a Whoopi cushion.
What do you mean? It’s a grill.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta
Stay tuned!
It’ll be known as the Qatari 2600
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
But I don’t give Edam!
If you cant come let me know
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
