I would love to become a horticulturist...
...But I couldn’t get into the field
Why did the horticulturist go to night school?
To learn thyme management
My kid asked if a horticulturist cared for baby trees.
I said, “no, that’d be a pedia-treecian.”
Did you hear about the horror-movie inspired horticulturist?
Gruesome plants, man.
