Because he was Sir Cumference
Unstable
Today everybody drives cars, and only the wealthy can afford horses
Oh how the stables have turned
They pray on their neigh's to God so that they can maintain their stable life.
It tastes like ass.
Park brake.
Now there's a fun gas among ass.
An obstacle chorse
Help I've fallen, and I can't giddy up.
He's unstable.
This was early saddle light navigation.
They're a bunch of neigh-sayers.
I’m tired of her foal play
Bartender: Hey
Horse: Yes please
Now I have stable Wi-Fi.
A squid. They're always Kraken me up!
They are asking you to be stable
They’re such neigh-sayers.
What did the daddy horse say to the mommy horse after they had their second accidental baby?
Foal me once, shame on you, foal me twice, shame on me.
They’re noisy neigh-bors.
I'm going to call it the Neigh-borhood
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If you're out in the desert on a horse with no name, you probably have the time to come up with a name for it.
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Maybe it's the rider who has no name (and a poor sense of where to locate a subordinate clause): "I, with no name, have been through the desert on a horse."
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Or maybe it was the desert that had no name?
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What if "No-Name" was some friend who was riding with him?
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It's also possible that what he means is that maybe the horse has a name (say, Charley the Horse) but that the horse isn't FAMOUS. He's just ol' Charley the horse, not Secretariat or Trigger or one of those A-list horses with a NAME. This possibility is the saddest, though. Imagine you're the horse, out there in the frickin' DESERT, and some schmoe is making you carry his ass around--and not even for any good reason, right, he's not actually going anywhere, he's totally just taking advantage of your good nature--and all he can do is go on and on about what a nobody of a horse you are.
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Even if his name really was Charley, if that were to happen now, everyone on the Internet would start calling that poor horse "Horsey McHorseface."
He’s currently in stable condition.
But in medieval times, men were named Lance a lot.
He tossed a pair of scissors at our feet and calmly said, "Cut it out you two."
Wow! A stable family horsing around with none to nag them, especially nosy neigh bours!
A Dollaur.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡“I better quit horsing around and hit the hay”
Idk, but without his vocal chords I imagine he'd be a little horse!
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
She wouldn't stop horsing around
