A list of puns related to "Hoppy"
Too hoppy for me.
The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this π
It was too hoppy!
A hare transplant.
He was un-hoppy!
Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
Ones with hoppy endings.
Because they're so Hoppy.
Croak-a-cola.
Hoppy new beer!
They eat what bugs them.
... it is quite hoppy
It was a little too hoppy for my taste
It was a bit too hoppy for me
Un-hoppy
... it is very hoppy
It makes my beer extra hoppy.
Way too fucking hoppy
I'm drinking a beer at a bar with my parents and I smell the beer before I take a sip because I had never had the kind before. Me: "If my house could smell like this I would be a happy woman." Mom: "You mean a hoppy woman."
Itβs a little hoppy.
Hoppy.
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