Don't be mad, be hoppy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WashingYoda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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im hoppy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapersonmf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I hop everyone has a hoppy Valentine’s Day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ileisen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My local bar serves a lot of hoppy beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DriftwoodKingdom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Hoppy Easter everyone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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I tried an Easter beer...

Too hoppy for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandpathundercat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What kind of books does a Rabbit like?

The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacefulsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why did the rabbit spill its beer?

It was too hoppy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call it when you move a rabbit from one spot to another?

A hare transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What happened to the frog that hurt his leg?

He was un-hoppy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessCuteButt
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatemokidd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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My daughter will be a great dad someday

Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeDC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Beer and rabbits 🐰🍻
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riiisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Want to hear a bunny joke?

Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.

I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.

Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...

Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What kind of stories do rabbits like best?

Ones with hoppy endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadHatter69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why do rabbits love to drink IPA's?

Because they're so Hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedwoodInMyPants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What’s a frogs favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriteAmongWrong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What did the ale say to the lager?

Hoppy new beer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/83n170
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why are frogs such happy animals?

They eat what bugs them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpliedShrimpZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Son, make sure you have held your beer tightly ...

... it is quite hoppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day

It was a little too hoppy for my taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwaami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I just had a pint of kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What do you call a frog with no legs?

Un-hoppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Son, hold on tight to your beer ...

... it is very hoppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I like to eat frog legs with a beer.

It makes my beer extra hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x4candles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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IPAs are like a rabbit on crack

Way too fucking hoppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BytesAndCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Mom got me today

I'm drinking a beer at a bar with my parents and I smell the beer before I take a sip because I had never had the kind before. Me: "If my house could smell like this I would be a happy woman." Mom: "You mean a hoppy woman."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibicarrera
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?

It’s a little hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancitya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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How does the kangaroo like his beer?

Hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendandrea25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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