Why do rabbits love to drink IPA's?

Because they're so Hoppy.

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What’s a frogs favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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My daughter will be a great dad someday

Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Mom got me today

I'm drinking a beer at a bar with my parents and I smell the beer before I take a sip because I had never had the kind before. Me: "If my house could smell like this I would be a happy woman." Mom: "You mean a hoppy woman."

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