Holier Puns

A list of puns related to "Holier"

Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?

The holier one.

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👤︎ u/duplicitist
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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my dad joke i told my dad as we opened presents (early xmas)

My dad is 80.....i'm 53. My sister gave him some stockings (like knee socks) from the Vatican that the Pope supposedly wears. Don't ask why it's not important. Odd gift but anyway.....

Dad: "Hmmm.... well that present couldn't be any holier."

Me: "Well if the socks had holes in them they would be holier."

My Dad: "jesus christ" <while stifling a chuckle>

my 20ish adult Kids: <blank stare and power down look>

I was so proud.

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👤︎ u/airmark3
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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My wife said she noticed a hole in the garage.

I told her I'd look into it.

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👤︎ u/soomuchcoffee
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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