"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Itโs the end of work on Friday, itโs been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
Theyโre Aachen.
What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?
3-deify
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
Cruci-Fiction
At the time of Jesus' crucifixion, he was both holy and holey.
The end of Monty python and the holy grail was just a cop out
What do members of the Baha'i faith use as their holy book?
The Baha'ible.
You know of holy water. But have you heard of holy milk?
It's pastorized.
What do you call a servant of God? Is it Jesus? Or The Holy Spirit?
Actually, itโs Nun of the above.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Want to make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
โHow do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.โ
