TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.

John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats

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👤︎ u/mecoptera2
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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in 'monty python and the holy grail,'

did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?

...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)

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📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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The end of Monty python and the holy grail was just a cop out
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👤︎ u/Clay00000
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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Dad joking your dad is like finding the Holy Grail

My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:

Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.

Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!

Him: speechless eyeroll

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📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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My wife just put on a dress and asked me to zip it

I'm not sure why... I wasn't even talking!

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👤︎ u/mikelln
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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My friend told me to tell a Jesus pun off the top of my head;

I totally nailed it.

It was a good pun, too. The Holy Grail of All jesus puns.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Need help finding a skin related team name.

Hi my school is having a competition related to skin. My teammates and I are looking for a clever skin related term. Reddit's the holy grail of puns so I figured I could find something here. It dirty or clean it doesn't matter there are no rules. EDIT: We had the competition today, and as I replied down lower my team wanted the name, "Myoclonic Jerks." Wasn't skin related, but they liked it.

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👤︎ u/ShonkaMan
📅︎ Feb 28 2014
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My dad's top 5

Granted I'm sure he's collected these from various sources such as Morecambe & Wise, the holy grail of dadjokes.

  1. I try not to mention donkeys around my dad, otherwise he will say "Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyorelways (he always) says that!"

  2. If a police car ever drives by and I'm with my dad, he'll get me in a headlock and shout "I've got him!"

  3. If I ever start a question with "do you know.." he will always reply with "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it"

  4. If you stand in front of the TV, my dad will tell you "you make a better door than a window."

  5. If there is ever an ambulance going by with its sirens on, my dad will always say "He'll never sell ice-cream going at that speed."

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👤︎ u/Jontster
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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