Monty Python Holy Grail Puns

A list of puns related to "Monty Python Holy Grail"

A parrot was going to go to a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail but forgot what time it was and showed up halfway through.

It was a late parrot.

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👤︎ u/fireburner80
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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in 'monty python and the holy grail,'

did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?

...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.

John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats

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👤︎ u/mecoptera2
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Listening to The Who Won't Fooled Again

We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."

Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"

He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.

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👤︎ u/bluescrubs33
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Dad joking your dad is like finding the Holy Grail

My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:

Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.

Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!

Him: speechless eyeroll

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👤︎ u/saints_chyc
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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The end of Monty python and the holy grail was just a cop out
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👤︎ u/Clay00000
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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