What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Corpse1984
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What do you call a horse in the pasture next door?

A neigh-bor

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The injured horse was brought home.

She is now in stable condition.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RayZinnet
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What do horses in adjacent boxes call each other?

Neighbors

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/T0mstone
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What did the horse say to the horse in the stall beside him?

โ€œHay Neigh-bor!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gr0gn4kTh3B4rb4r14n
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What do you call a horse who lives across the street from you?

A neigh-bor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pappajay2001
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What it's really like to be a Norse God

At first it is fun and everybody is happy. But Loki, it's a lot of work and will end up being a Thor in the side.

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How does a cowboy greet an equestrian?

"Howdy neigh-bor!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Clouded_Squall
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I just bought a home in the rolling hills of Kentucky, where race horses are bred...

The air is clean and the neigh-bors are pretty cool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Horse Puns

Funniest horse puns and jokes

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: โ€œHey, weโ€™ve got a whisky named after you.โ€ The horse replies: โ€œWhat, George?โ€


A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. โ€œEveninโ€™โ€ says the barman, โ€œwhy the long face?โ€


A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: โ€œWait you canโ€™t come in here without a tie.โ€The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: โ€œThis alright?โ€ The barman says: โ€œHmm, okโ€ฆ but donโ€™t be starting anything.โ€


A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: โ€œI shouldnโ€™t really be drinking this with what Iโ€™ve got?โ€ โ€œWhy, what have you got?โ€ โ€œAbout ยฃ2 and a carrot.โ€


Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside Whatโ€™s a horseโ€™s favourite TV show? Neighbours


A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. โ€œWill I be able to race this horse again?,โ€ he asks The vet replies: โ€œOf course you will, and youโ€™ll probably win!โ€


Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!


A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir,โ€ says the barman. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve spirits..


A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. โ€œExcuse me, good sir,โ€ the horse says, โ€œare you hiring?โ€ The manager looks the horse up and down and says, โ€œSorry, pal. Why donโ€™t you try the circus?โ€ The horse nickers. โ€œWhy would the circus need a bartender?โ€


Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.


What did the horse say when it fell? โ€œIโ€™ve fallen and I canโ€™t giddyup!โ€


Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.


A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horseโ€™s name was Friday.


Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!


What did the horse say when it fell? Iโ€™ve fallen and I canโ€™t giddyup!


What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?


What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Punsville
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Little sister asked my dad for a horse when she was younger. She wasn't amused with the reply

Sister: "Hey Dad, can I please have a horse for my birthday?"

Dad: "Sorry honey, don't have anywhere to put it."

Sister: Starts Crying "This is unfair, I never get what I want."

Dad: "C'mon now sweetheart, why the long-face?"

Sister: "STOP DAD! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

Dad: "Ok..ok..we'll get one. I'll go see if we can store it at the Neiigghhghbors house"

Dad proceeds to burst out laughing

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Why do you always want to live next to a horse?

Because a horse is always a good NEIGH-bor.

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