Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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She said neigh
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︎ May 26 2020
Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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︎ May 29 2020
To neigh or not to neigh.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Took my son to a ranch for the first time, he never heard a foal neigh before and thought it was sick.
I told him it was just a little horse.
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A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
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Billy Neigh Cyrus
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Mayo neighs
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︎ Jun 26 2019
All horses are neigh-sayers.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?
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Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
I bought my daughter a pony, but she was disappointed with how quiet its neigh was.
Turns out, it was just a little horse
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I have a horse named Mayo
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︎ Jun 01 2021
One time I accidentally ate horse and it sent me to the ER
Doctor said I was βstableβ
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Did you know mules only speak Chinese?
When you meet them, they say βneigh hawβ.
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︎ May 24 2021
I have a pet horse named Mayo, and he keeps me up at night...
all throughout the night, Mayo neighs :(
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︎ May 27 2021
I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
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How come they call a place where horses are kept a "stable"β¦
And not a neigh-bourhood?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
The KY Derby winner tested positive for PEDsβ¦
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
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What do you call two horses in a relationship?
A stable relationship π
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why does nothing get done in Horse Parliament?
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What do you call two horses that live next to eachother?
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What do you call an explosive horse ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A horse broke into my room while I was asleep.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing
Then I realized itβs probably because heβs just a little hoarse
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︎ Jun 24 2018
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My new horseβs name is Mayo.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why was the horse voted out of Congress?
Because he was always voting Neigh
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Never ask a horse for advice.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
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What are a horseβs favorite numbers?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I call my horse Mayo...
...and sometimes Mayo Neighs
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I have a horse named mayo
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︎ May 27 2021
I call my horse "Mayo"
And sometimes, Mayo neighs
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I call my horse Mayo.
And sometimes Mayo Neighs
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︎ May 26 2021
I named my horse Mayo....
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I call my horse Mayo
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why was the pony having trouble neighing?
Because he was a little hoarse
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︎ Aug 20 2017
I got a horse named Mayo
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I really thought that animal was a horse, but then I asked it "Are you a horse?"
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