Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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︎ Aug 12 2020
She said neigh
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︎ May 26 2020
Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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︎ May 29 2020
To neigh or not to neigh.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Took my son to a ranch for the first time, he never heard a foal neigh before and thought it was sick.
I told him it was just a little horse.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
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Billy Neigh Cyrus
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Mayo neighs
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︎ Jun 26 2019
All horses are neigh-sayers.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
I bought my daughter a pony, but she was disappointed with how quiet its neigh was.
Turns out, it was just a little horse
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︎ Apr 16 2021
One time I accidentally ate horse and it sent me to the ER
Doctor said I was βstableβ
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︎ Apr 19 2021
How come they call a place where horses are kept a "stable"β¦
And not a neigh-bourhood?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why does nothing get done in Horse Parliament?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you call two horses in a relationship?
A stable relationship π
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do you call an explosive horse ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I named my horse Mayo....
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call two horses that live next to eachother?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A horse broke into my room while I was asleep.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing
Then I realized itβs probably because heβs just a little hoarse
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︎ Jun 24 2018
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My new horseβs name is Mayo.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why was the horse voted out of Congress?
Because he was always voting Neigh
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What are a horseβs favorite numbers?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What did the horse get on his blood test
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︎ Nov 03 2020
my horse is broken
i watched it whip,then i watched it neigh neigh
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did the horse say to the angry cow?
βWhatβs your beef?!β
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Never ask a horse for advice.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why do horses never get their way?
Because they always vote βneigh.β
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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What do you call a horse thatβs up to no good?
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To be or not to be a horse rider
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Whatβs a horseβs favourite condiment?
Mayo-neighs.
Courtesy of my dad.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I call my horse Mayo
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why was the pony having trouble neighing?
Because he was a little hoarse
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︎ Aug 20 2017
I got a horse named Mayo
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I really thought that animal was a horse, but then I asked it "Are you a horse?"
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︎ Dec 04 2020
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
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