Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/White0101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roflmoaqwerty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Love thy Neigh-er v.redd.it/wjcxcn3m1mg51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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She said neigh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Aman
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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To neigh or not to neigh.

That is equestrian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Took my son to a ranch for the first time, he never heard a foal neigh before and thought it was sick.

I told him it was just a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.

The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Billy Neigh Cyrus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bacon8r3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Mayo neighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recnemorcen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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People who say horses can't be derpy are neigh-sayers v.redd.it/uea1i306pj631
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayisforhorses101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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All horses are neigh-sayers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldHeadSlick69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?

It was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?

He was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFoo1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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As far as horseback riding goes, what’s the general consensus? Yay? Or Neigh? reddit.com/r/AskMen/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stence_88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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I bought my daughter a pony, but she was disappointed with how quiet its neigh was.

Turns out, it was just a little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappedcouchfarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeer19
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One time I accidentally ate horse and it sent me to the ER

Doctor said I was β€˜stable’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winterhats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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How come they call a place where horses are kept a "stable"…

And not a neigh-bourhood?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why does nothing get done in Horse Parliament?

They always vote neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potaetobrain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What do you call two horses in a relationship?

A stable relationship 🐎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manzff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call an explosive horse ?

Neigh-palm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I named my horse Mayo....

Mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Drakin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call two horses that live next to eachother?

Neigh-bors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smithsmiths
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My daughter wants a horse...

But first we need a stable income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A horse broke into my room while I was asleep.

It was a nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterWolf041
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing

Then I realized it’s probably because he’s just a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake

She's a nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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My new horse’s name is Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?

Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewbieSniper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?

Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faux_real_yo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why was the horse voted out of Congress?

Because he was always voting Neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soupsandwich189
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What are a horse’s favorite numbers?

The neigh-gative ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlefinger91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What did the horse get on his blood test

B Neigh-getive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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my horse is broken

i watched it whip,then i watched it neigh neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the horse say to the angry cow?

β€œWhat’s your beef?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soup_my_guy_87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Never ask a horse for advice.

They are a bunch of neigh sayers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Why do horses never get their way?

Because they always vote β€œneigh.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustDarnGood27_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do you call a horse that’s up to no good?

a neigh’r do well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeebus_crisps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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To be or not to be a horse rider

That is equestrian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What’s a horse’s favourite condiment?

Mayo-neighs.

Courtesy of my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smart-fridge20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I call my horse Mayo

Sometimes Mayo neighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Hair7773
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why was the pony having trouble neighing?

Because he was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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I got a horse named Mayo

and Mayo neighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I really thought that animal was a horse, but then I asked it "Are you a horse?"

It said "Neigh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heridfel37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?

Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faux_real_yo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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