Eludes Puns

A list of puns related to "Eludes"

As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.

Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."

Mee: "You are not coming in."

Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 23 2020
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While I was cooking..

I made the mistake of asking, "Could you hand me the wine?"

Him: in pouty tone "Do I haaavvee tooooo?"

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👤︎ u/Sharra_Blackfire
📅︎ Dec 10 2013
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