I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing
Then I realized itβs probably because heβs just a little hoarse
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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︎ Jul 30 2020
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︎ Aug 12 2020
She said neigh
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︎ May 26 2020
Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.
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︎ May 29 2020
To neigh or not to neigh.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
What do you call two horses in a relationship?
A stable relationship π
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Took my son to a ranch for the first time, he never heard a foal neigh before and thought it was sick.
I told him it was just a little horse.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I call my horse Mayo
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Billy Neigh Cyrus
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︎ Aug 19 2019
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A horse broke into my room while I was asleep.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Mayo neighs
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︎ Jan 29 2019
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︎ Jun 26 2019
All horses are neigh-sayers.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?
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︎ Apr 20 2018
My new horseβs name is Mayo.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why was the horse voted out of Congress?
Because he was always voting Neigh
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︎ Dec 13 2020
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
my horse is broken
i watched it whip,then i watched it neigh neigh
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What are a horseβs favorite numbers?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What did the horse get on his blood test
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What did the horse say to the angry cow?
βWhatβs your beef?!β
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why do horses never get their way?
Because they always vote βneigh.β
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a horse thatβs up to no good?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Never ask a horse for advice.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
I bought my daughter a pony, but she was disappointed with how quiet its neigh was.
Turns out, it was just a little horse
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︎ Apr 26 2017
To be or not to be a horse rider
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Whatβs a horseβs favourite condiment?
Mayo-neighs.
Courtesy of my dad.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My friend believes that a horse is living inside of him.
He's been hospitalized, his condition is listed as stable.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What do you call a horse in the pasture next door?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My young daughter begged me to play as a horse. I begrudgingly agreed...
I didn't really want to be a neigh sayer.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What's the only way a horse knows how to vote?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week
Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Just horsing around...
Background: we have two horses who have their own paddocks next to each other and are both the same age but not related. My 6 year old daughter was helping me pick the horse poop up in the paddocks today.
My daughter: βdad are our two horses brothers or just best friends?β
I said: βthey are not brothers sweet heart and I am not sure they are best friends, but one things for sure - they definitely are neigh-bours.
She laughed, I laughed. It was my proudest dad joke moment ever!! Haha.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why was the pony having trouble neighing?
Because he was a little hoarse
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︎ Aug 20 2017
I got a horse named Mayo
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I really thought that animal was a horse, but then I asked it "Are you a horse?"
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︎ Dec 04 2020
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they arenβt just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
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