What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?

Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ€’Ο„ Romeo?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/99-bottlesofbeer
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My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

I told her, "I think you mean fewer".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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Pretty proud of my son ; wife isn't so much

This last weekend we went to an amusement park. Everything we went through the little things that spray water on you, my 9 year old would say, "Mist me." Every single time. My wife and daughter's reaction became more and more aggravated, but I felt pretty good about it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sineofthetimes
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I want a gay son.

http://imgur.com/gallery/QeW3gl4

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxrepresent
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What’s the most self centered fish?

A sailfish.

My 4 yr old daughter told me this joke. She’s a better dad joker than I am. So proud of her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/upstom
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I wanted to dress up as an island last Halloween,

But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jedi_Llama154
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I found a word spelled incorrect on dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sir_joe_cool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2016
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So what if I don't know what the word 'Apocalypse' means?

Is it really the end of the world?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dadjokesig
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Grammar nerd dad joke.

Me: January is almost done. Then it will be February.

My girl: Yeah! Then I can finally be eight.

Me: Yes, but the correct form of the verb would be "eaten."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bydawee
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