Heritages Puns

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.

A bangladash

It's in our DÑ

Seattle just opened a new Nordic Heritage Museum. I saw a guy in a TShirt that read:

“May the Norse be with you.”

He looked like he coulda been a dad...

A dad walks up to his son and says, "Son, I think it's about time I told you about your real heritage. You see son, you're half-Arabic." The son is very surprised: "What?! Dad, I thought we were white!"

The dad fumbles around behind his back for a minute and says, "I know it comes as a shock, but I think in time, I can help you embrace your roots." He then pulls a paper bag from behind his back and puts it on his head: "In the meantime, you can call me BAG DAD."

Hair it itch (heritage)

Talking with my niece about her senior project at a technical high school. She is in the culinary program and must make a dish representing her heritage. Since she is 50 % Native American, she went with Venison Chili.

My husband and I are hunters and we were able to provide her with some venison this year.

She mentioned another girl in the class was also doing venison but she ordered hers online and it was mailed to her.

I told her that hers was going to be better because hers was fresh.

Her younger brother looked at me with the most serious look on his face and asked, "If it's fresh, should we put it in the corner?"

Man, is he exactly like his father (my brother) and grandfather.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror…