A huge lambslide.
They finish and the dog says "I counted 40 sheep"
The farmer replies, "Weird, I only got 37"
The dog replies "I rounded them up"
A baaaaad bitch
A lambslide
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
Q: What do you call a couple of guys that make their living herding cattle?
A: Cow-owners.
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of farmhands get together to collect wool from the sheep?
A: A shear-holders meeting.
Q: After the ranchers have done their job, what do you call the butchers who process the product to market?
A: Steak-holders.
SHEEP: you herd me
The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!”
The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
“You herd me.”
They're all really baa'd. 🐏
“You herd me” replied the sheep
The sheep said : did you hear my joke ?
The cow said : yes I HERD it
He points to a nearby field and says “Those are some fine looking sheep.” The Shepherd relies “I herd that!”
The sheep were all “baaa” then another would reply “baaa” and another “baaa” and on an on “baaa” Finally the farmer bursts out: “All right, all right, I herd you!!”
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
The dog replies "I rounded them up".
“You herd me!"
Farmer: What did you say?
Sheep: You herd me.
