A list of puns related to "Helme"
Me: (having heard this one before) Arrr!
Friend's Dad: (pirate accent) You'd think it'd be R, but tis really the C!
Dad: How do you make a hobbit?
Me: Please dont
Dad: You frodocopy it!
Me: Please kill me
My girlfriend made it worse this year by laughing.
...you could print a story with the title Helms helms helms flick.
So my little bro (13), my best friend (23), and I (23) all play the video game Monster Hunter together. My brother is working on a new set of armor in it and said this to me: "I think I'm going to make the helm for this armor set last and have it be like the crowning achievement". So me (being a new dad) look him dead in the eyes and just burst out laughing at how amazing that was. He didn't even realize he had made a stellar dad joke.
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