Heaths Puns

A list of puns related to "Heaths"

Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
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👤︎ u/ishouldjustdienow
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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I know a guy called Heath,

He's hill areas

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👤︎ u/NigGorilla666
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Heath bar imgur.com/4KOJig5
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👤︎ u/Drakitha
📅︎ Dec 15 2015
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Hope he doesn't find me

There are different meanings of thongs in English. For some it's a sandal Others it's an underwear But for Mike Tyson it's music to his ears

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👤︎ u/FraughstBite
📅︎ May 26 2021
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I try and keep track of how much toffee I consume.

I keep a Heath Ledger

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?

Heath Ledger

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👤︎ u/richrawl
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?

A Heath Ledger.

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👤︎ u/UltimateInferno
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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I'm so proud! My son has pulled off his first Dad joke!

It was so wonderful, it brought a tear to the eye! His sister got home from a friend's house when he showed her a package of Turtles he bought for her. Her immediate response was " Score!! Without missing a beat, he said "Actually, those are Turtles"

I've never been so proud!

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👤︎ u/popswhalen
📅︎ Aug 08 2014
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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

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👤︎ u/scotch-o
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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The Hershey Company Accountants

I wonder if they have a report for their separate products, like to show how well their individual items are selling. Maybe like a Heath Ledger

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👤︎ u/Sorkijan
📅︎ Aug 15 2016
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