Headlamps Puns

"I feel light headed".

I was on an overnight trip to climb a mountain recently with my friend. We were eating dinner by headlamp when my friend exclaimed, " fuck you moth, get out of my eye." He then said to me, "that moth was a kamikaze son of a bitch." To which I replied, " I could hear him yell

'FOR THE MOTH... erland!'

I don’t know how she got that job, but there’s just something I really dig about overalls and headlamps!

We were talking about our upcoming camping trip this morning:

Mom - I think I have a flashlight lying around somewhere.

Me - But headlamps are really where it's at if you;re camping.

Mom - But then I couldn't drink...

Me - wha...why not?

Mom - 'Cause I'd be a miner.

She had to hang up on me because she was cry-laughing at work.

I was riding my bike home at night after work and I stopped at McD's to grab a burger. I was wearing my headlamp and an old man that was in the lobby asked me "Does that ever make you feel light-headed?" I groaned and congratulated him on being a grand dad.