Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?

A straw-berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cMASHM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopecs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Round Hay Bales

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafluffymoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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Riding by a field with those big round bales of hay...

"You know they just outlawed those right?"

Why?

"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooddogisgood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls

The livestock can’t get a square meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, β€œTHE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”

It might be farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

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When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Fun dad joke to play.

Whenever you go passed a field with a hay bale point to it and say β€œHay kids!”

When they look and say β€œwhat?”

Calmly say β€œHay.”

Serious groans every time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?

"Hay, let's bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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He must've done this 20+ times

I'll be sitting in the passenger seat. Perhaps on my phone. My dad will point out to the street and say 'Hey'. Naturally this gets my attention. I usually respond with 'What?' He wont answer. I'll look over and he'll be pointing at a Truck transporting a large number of bales of hay. I look at him. Smuggest look of satisfaction on his face.

Edit: I can't spell. I'm like a clam Edit 2:http://i.imgur.com/mTme2Jo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_doodlebop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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Wife and kids were heading to the local stable

They were going to help unload hay bales that are delivered there once a month. As she was backing out of the garage, I waved goodbye and yelled, "Tell everyone I said hay!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My dads favorite

Did you hear that Congress is trying to make round hay bales illegal?

The cows can't get a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmjandro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Driving with my family in a rural area...

...we stopped an an intersection. A big rig fully laden with hay bales approached from opposite direction. The driver made eye contact with me so I waved and yelled, "Hey!"

The kids tried to melt into their seats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NativeSonSF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Came up with this myself while playing Farming Simulator 17

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady-Ajirra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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its my mom, but she will fit right in.

Every time we drive past a field covered in bales of hay;

Mom- See those round bales of hay?

Kids- Yes.. ^* ^sighs ^*

Mom- They have been banned in Canada,

Kids- Orly? Why's that? ^^we ^^have ^^only ^^heard ^^it ^^a ^^thousand ^^times..

Mom- Because cows need three square meals a day! ^* ^laughs ^*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacazilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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My son and I were riding through a rural farm area...

We saw one of those circular open-sided fences around some hay. My son asked what it was. "I don't know", I said, "but it certainly rings a bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radlee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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My friend and I tag teamed this one.

Friend: "I gotta get up early, so, I'm gonna take a shower, and, then, hit the hay."

Me: "Hopefully, it doesn't hit you back."

Friend: "If it does, I'll beat that bitch until it bales."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xredyrx7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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My dad got dadjoked my 7 yr old sister

I've been in a car all day waiting to get home to tell this one. As we were driving down the road, we pass by a pasture full of hay bales when all of a sudden my sister yells out "hey daddy!" My dad responds with a generic "yes?" To which my sister replies with "oh, I was just showing you the hay over there." I love my sister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthomasm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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Not to be outdone

My wife and I were outside cleaning up the rest of our halloween decorations. I was walking to the garbage with a decorative hay bale.

wife: "Hay" where are you going with that?

Me: I've had enough of your lame jokes. This was the last "straw"

Two and a half years practicing as a father....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vyktus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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Highway joke

I was half asleep in the passenger seat of my Dad's car while one a road trip. Suddenly my dad wakes me up.

Dad: "Heeeeey!" Me: "What? What?" Dad: points out window at a field of hay bales

I laughed way too hard at that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bafflespazm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2014
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Crappy-dadjoked my wife

Driving down the freeway and say bales of hay on a hill next to the road. Wife says "Why is there hay over there?" I said "Because the road is trying to get your attention."

Yeah it was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/checkoutmuhhat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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One of my favorite old standbys

Driving with the wife and kid around this time of year.

Me: Hay!

Wife: What's up?

Me: No. Hay!

Proceed to point to some fresh hay bales.

A classic. Feel free to use it to drive your people crazy as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kavein80
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Driving with my dad

Any time we're in the car with my dad and we pass a field with bales of hay my dad would yell "HEY!". Everyone would be surprised and start looking around until we realize.

Catches us off guard every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kozer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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My dad's favorite road trip joke

Driving through hayfields and we pass a couple fields with larger round bales of hay, not the normal square ones.

dad: You know they're outlawing these round hay bales, so we should be seeing any more of them soon.

dad pauses and waits for someone to bite

victim: really, how come?

dad: They found that cows weren't getting a square meal.

love you dad, you goof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bunjamins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?

Cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3oons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashforchunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Round bales of hay are illegal...

The cows just can't get a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Did you know that they are outlawing the round hay bales?

The cows aren't getting a good square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiannaidhe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Round hay bales are being outlawed.

They say that cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasteredlyric
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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