he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
He was Biden his time.
A trophy.
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
I guess he’s in a Tacoma
I am tired of her shit.
He says it's not his real ladder.
Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.
One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, “one ship off the port side!” Immediately the captain yells at his crew, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!”
Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!
The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they don’t even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.
A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, “Two ships off the port side!” Quickly the captain screams, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!” The crew doesn’t hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!
The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, “Why do you always have us bring you your red shirt?”
The captain replies, “Well men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like I’m not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.”
The men can’t believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!
Two seconds later, “TWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!”
Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, “Men, bring me my brown pants.”
I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
Because long time no C.
It's officially her first relationsheep.
I told her it doesn't taste quite right.
Because it’s 6to9.
Forseer: "how else?"
It’s probably stuck in the mail.
It doesnt matter.
But it’s definitely up there.
Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.
... She's recovering from a massive Stroke.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
But I know my thyme is cumin
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it…
Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
He's in a cent.
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
A trophy.
A trophy
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
He's basically a giant banner.
A trophy
He is essentially a giant banner.
