How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?
Where does Santa hang his clothes?
Holiday to-do list: 1) shoot the family 2) hang the kids 3) frame the wife
$129.95 at JC Penny Portrait and Framing Studio
I got my grandma a new walking frame made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...
It's one small step for Nan....
Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
Why isn't 1 allowed to hang out with 0 anymore?
Because 1's mom says 0 is naughty
Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they can’t even.
Why do ghosts hang out at bars?
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
What's similar between hang, hinge and hong
Where do astronauts hang out?
My friend challenged me to a hang gliding race, and he got angry after I beat him.
You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom
So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: “Dog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:
Don’t you mean a “Fur-rari”?
What do you call birds that always hang out?
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out
I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
It’s created a real division in our home.
My wife won our house today as she wanted me to hang this piece eye level.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall...
Art.
Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.
No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.
No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat
No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell
At the city dump? Phil
What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?
Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?
Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…
Why don’t koala bears hang around with all the other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Why do farmers hang bells around the necks off their cows?
Because the horns doesnt work
There's a few crows that hang out near near my house and ...
I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.
I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.
And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.
It's Quid Pro Crow.
What did the mathematician use to hang himself?
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
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