Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?

Because it was made of old sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamburger_Sir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Punny Halloween costume :-) reddit.com/gallery/jn3c61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TashiaSerene
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.

You'll get Jurasskicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...

... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.

(True story, btw.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My Halloween costume this year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazmeowne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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For my Halloween costume I dressed up as Sir Acha imgur.com/vvC5Huq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronisBlack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.

Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My triple pun Halloween costume deserves the triple crown.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinosaurLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.

Do I really need another bad habit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokes4713
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Halloween costumes

My daughter wanted to be a farmer for halloween. I told her she should be a zombie farmer ... lurch around yelling "grains .... GRAINS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamkrek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Missed Halloween costume opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samurinja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Flula Borg's puntastic Halloween costume, inspired by a great book. Get it? imgur.com/wJ3yuZn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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My costume for Halloween this year is to wear nothing but a pair of jeans.

I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmButtAMan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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If you want to dress as a Cyclops for Halloween, start keeping an eye out for an authentic costume design.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What is Charles Darwin’s go-to halloween costume?

A galapaghost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Our punny Halloween costumes: Oh Dear and Holy Cow! imgur.com/gallery/h0UKwkb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungryhufflepuffs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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Throwback to my Halloween costume 2 years ago. Oh Deer and Holy Cow imgur.com/JOW7HG2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungryhufflepuffs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Once during a Halloween pool party I pushed a kid in a ghost costume into the pool, and he wouldn't stop crying.

He was the real wet blanket of the party.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a disgusting home-made Halloween costume?

Gross Domestic Product

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πŸ‘€︎ u/playdoubleplay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My son was asking for a Halloween costume

and said that he wanted to dress up as Ben 10. He reminded me however that Ben 10 is nothing without his watch and he must have that accessory.

Without missing a beat, I asked him, "Why, is he Ben-nine without it?"

I laughed way harder at this than he did. Still worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minderwiesen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I have to work late in the office this Halloween, but at least my costume is taken care of

Because I'm a working stiff

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Favorite punny Halloween costume ideas?

Mine is probably the Ceiling Fan. "GO CEILINGS!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeakerftDead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2012
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[Remembered a gem from last year] Wife brought home a couple of Halloween costume options last year...

Her: "This costume is my first choice. But I got this sexy Bee costume just in case the other one doesn't look right"

Me: "So would you say that your back-up costume is your plan Bee?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Texted my wife asking if she knew anywhere I could get Skoda parts for my Halloween costume.

I wanted to go as a Czech engine light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisKaufmann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Went to hire a Halloween costume and asked what ghost outfits they had.

They said β€œ we don’t have any I’m afraid”. I said β€œdon’t be silly, it’s just a costume.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalskin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Dad joke halloween costume

Bow Peep https://imgur.com/gallery/08zNH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bails6923
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollfouridiots
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Welp, here's my computer geek dads Halloween costume.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYanswer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Halloween costume idea: Dictator

Tape potato to crotch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornytoad69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2015
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What's up with all the Eleven costumes during halloween?

I guess Stranger Things have happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Warning: EXTREMELY silly Halloween pun costume ideas youtube.com/watch?v=6Ui5e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuckMyDax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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I'm planning on wearing a banana costume this Halloween.

I think it will be much more appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychii_
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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My dad laid this one on me after I told him about how my Halloween costume (Link from Legend of Zelda) was received.

Me: "So at my co-worker's party, I met a woman who suddenly called out "Link!" at me when she saw me and pulled me over to her side of the room to take a picture of my costume. She said that her friend, who wasn't at the party, had dressed up as Link, too. She was somewhat drunk and rather excited about it. I saw a picture of her friend on her phone. She had put a bit more commitment into the costume since she had a sword and shield."

Dad: "So... did you connect with her friend after the party..."

Me: "Uh.. no?"

Dad: "...on LinkedIn?

Me: *facepalm*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cassius_longinus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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I glued a small piece of wood to my shirt for my Halloween costume...

...whenever someone asked me what I was, I shrugged my shoulders and said "eh, I'm just a little board."

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While I was away at college, my dad decided to wear my old Halloween costume to work [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErroneousSloth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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I understand that dressing up as a monster is a popular Halloween costume.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramborage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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Halloween costume

So I'm going as Disgust from Inside Out for Halloween this year. It is something my daughter will love and it's easy enough to just dress up in green. I've known for over a month now.

But earlier today, the day before Halloween, my man decides to tell me he wants to do a couples costume from Twin Peaks. I get frustrated and say, "Why? You've known for a while I'm going as disgust. I have it all planned."

He replies, "Really babe, I don't remember this being something we ever... discussed."

My inner Anger is enraged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_lady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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