Where do sheep go for a haircut?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
Son: “Dad, did you get a haircut?”
Dad: “No, I got them all cut”
What kind of haircut do bees get?
A buzz cut!
(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)
Every time I get my haircut I get into lengthy arguments with my barber.
The guy can really split hairs
My wife thinks I got a haircut. But I didn’t.
My wife said I should get a haircut.
I'm going to get my haircut
Daughter: I'm gettting my haircut today
Dad: Which one?
Me: I'm going to get a haircut
Dad: You'd better get them all cut or else it'll look uneven
I got a new haircut a week ago
I didn’t like it then, but it is starting to grow on me
I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...
Where do sheep get their haircut?
My friend asked me if I had got a haircut
I said no, since I got a bunch of hairs cut
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
My dad came home with a new haircut and I said he didn't look like himself...
He responded: "Why are you telling me?"
Did you get a haircut?
I got ‘em all cut.
Yeah that’s what my hair looks like too when I get it cut at the mall.
Since the quarantine started I haven't gotten a haircut. I wish I could just stop it where it's at
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
You know what they say about bad haircuts?
Where does a fisherman get his haircut?
Son: Check it out dad, I got a haircut. Whadaya think?
Dad: Looks to me like you got them all cut.
I finally got a haircut today, after months, because of lockdown
It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my mind.
You like my haircut, son?
- Yup, your hair looks so good dad.
- Thanks, I didn't like it at first but now it's growing on me.
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
What does the moon do when he needs a haircut?
At first, I thought my haircut was too short.
People keep asking if I got a haircut
No I got many of them cut
Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?
Hey dad did you get a haircut?
No son I got them all cut!
I didn’t like my new haircut at first
But now it’s growing on me.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
My son asked me “ Dad did you get a haircut?”
I got a haircut I didn’t like
Hey, did you get a haircut?
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Son, did you get a haircut?
No dad, I got them all cut.
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
Hey Dad did you get a haircut?
No son, I got them all cut
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
I got a haircut that I didn’t like at first.
Son: Dad, did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!
Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
Son/Daughter: Hey I got a haircut! What do you think?
Dad: Looks like you got them all cut.
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