Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The BaaBaa Shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_k_a_18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Getting a haircut during lockdown be like... youtube.com/watch?v=pO0HQ…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidGreenComic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?

The director's cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExUltra02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Son: β€œDad, did you get a haircut?”

Dad: β€œNo, I got them all cut”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karatebhoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What kind of haircut do bees get?

A buzz cut!

(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Every time I get my haircut I get into lengthy arguments with my barber.

The guy can really split hairs

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I hated my new haircut

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My wife thinks I got a haircut. But I didn’t.

I got them all cut.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My wife said I should get a haircut.

Which one? I asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I'm going to get my haircut

Daughter: I'm gettting my haircut today

Dad: Which one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wendigo995
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Me: I'm going to get a haircut

Dad: You'd better get them all cut or else it'll look uneven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Main_Kirby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I got a new haircut a week ago

I didn’t like it then, but it is starting to grow on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertasaus24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...

It’s growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

The bah-bah shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend asked me if I had got a haircut

I said no, since I got a bunch of hairs cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My dad came home with a new haircut and I said he didn't look like himself...

He responded: "Why are you telling me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozzenfeffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Did you get a haircut?

I got β€˜em all cut.

Yeah that’s what my hair looks like too when I get it cut at the mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Since the quarantine started I haven't gotten a haircut. I wish I could just stop it where it's at

but it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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You know what they say about bad haircuts?

They always grow on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hazerblade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Where does a fisherman get his haircut?

A bobber shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Son: Check it out dad, I got a haircut. Whadaya think?

Dad: Looks to me like you got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I finally got a haircut today, after months, because of lockdown

It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentalMemes201
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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You like my haircut, son?
  • Yup, your hair looks so good dad.
  • Thanks, I didn't like it at first but now it's growing on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iliketoparty02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut

I'd have a lot of doll hairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?

Mullet over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What does the moon do when he needs a haircut?

'e clips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glasseyeroses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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At first, I thought my haircut was too short.

But then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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People keep asking if I got a haircut

No I got many of them cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agamemnons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?

At the Baaaa Baaaa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Hey dad did you get a haircut?

No son I got them all cut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I didn’t like my new haircut at first

But now it’s growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Boviss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My son asked me β€œ Dad did you get a haircut?”

Nope I got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryamanB0506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I got a haircut I didn’t like

but it will grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/05_berryCW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Hey, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Global-94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Son, did you get a haircut?

No dad, I got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krayola-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa baa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Hey Dad did you get a haircut?

No son, I got them all cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siy27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I got a haircut that I didn’t like at first.

But it’s growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pim_Jickens1811
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Son: Dad, did you get a haircut?

Dad: No, I got them all cut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?

The Baa Baa Shop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punx80
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Son/Daughter: Hey I got a haircut! What do you think?

Dad: Looks like you got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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