A list of puns related to "Guernsey Pound"
Why did you abandon one pound notes? They're so convenient.
And of course are notes are all different, Scottish notes only less known. I once attempted to purchase a drink with a Guernsey tenner and the owner of the bar eventually got called in to decide if it was acceptable. It was decided not to be legal tender. I guess the exchange rate of one pound to a pound is quite difficult.
I have a commemorative coin for sale - Numista indicates it's of a relatively low mintage. Anybody interested?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Hello, and good evening!
Here's the deal: I had an auction that ended last weekend. Not everything sold. I'm now offering the "leftovers" here - no buyer's premium, no extra fees. Just the price of the coins and shipping costs.
PROOF PHOTO (all the world silver from this auction were stored in this album)
(Note: If you would like specific photos of individual coins, I am happy to provide them. There are photos from the auction - which ended last Sunday and is no longer active, and which is linked in my post yesterday over at r/Coins4Sale - but I am HAPPY to send over photos with my proof photo card to verify that I still have all that's listed below.)
Special: FREE shipping for any order over $100.
Special 2: Want to be a big baller and buy the whole group? I'll make that deal and send it Registered/insured at no extra charge. I'll even make you a sweet deal compared to asking prices (which are for the most part pretty reasonable.)
Shipping: $6 Flat Fee (if your order requires an upgrade to Priority Mail Flat Rate, I'll do it for no extra charge) UNLESS your order is over $100 (see above.)
Payment: At this time I only have PayPal. If you choose PPFF, NO NOTES. Please add 3% for PPGS.
I realize that my feedback/flair here at r/Pmsforsale is low - that's just because I do most of my Reddit selling over at r/Coins4Sale*. Posting this here to see if I can build up my PM flair and get myself out of the red so to speak. If you have doubts about my authenticity, please feel free to read my feedback linked by the bot - and usually someone else stops by to vouch for me.*
I will edit the ad as soon as items are paid for - so if it's listed here, it's still available.
THE LEFTOVERS
Lot Number Lot Ext Lot Title Price
53 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1990 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz CoinΒ $35.00
55 World Silver Bullion - Great Britain 2002 2 Pounds "Brittania" .958 Fine 1 oz Coin LOW MINTAGE 81,301 $35.00
56 World Silver Bullion - Mexico 1980/0 1 Onza .925 Fine 1 oz Coin OVERDATE $35.00 SOLD, THANK YOU
64 World Silver - Australia 1943 S 1 Shilling $12.00
65 World Silver - Australia 2017 P 50 Cents "Year Of The Rooster" .999 Fine 1/2 oz. Coin LOW MINTAGE 114,537 $20.00
67 World Silver - Australia 1982 10 Dollars "XII Commonwealth Games" LOW
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Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
Why
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Hello, and good evening!
PLEASE NOTE: The moderators have discussed whether this post conforms to their rules, and have agreed that on a trial basis I will be allowed to continue posting Auction Leftovers provided I message them when posting. They have told me they will attach a sticky/comment to the post stating that it is allowed. Thank you for your understanding.
Here's the deal: I had an auction that ended this past weekend. Not everything sold. I'm now offering the "leftovers" here - no buyer's premium, no extra fees. Just the price of the coins and shipping costs.
PROOF PHOTO (all the world silver from this auction were stored in this album)
I will provide links to the auction here (AuctionZip) SOLELY so that you can see pictures of individual coins. The auction is over, I'm not advertising any upcoming or active auctions, just sharing the pictures with ONE link. If you still would like me to send you a custom verification photo of specific lots (say, you want ten items but want me to demonstrate that I still have them, I can take a new photo for you) - I am happy to do so to comply with the moderators' request.
Special: FREE shipping for any order over $100.
Shipping: $6 Flat Fee (if your order requires an upgrade to Priority Mail Flat Rate, I'll do it for no extra charge.)
Payment: At this time I only have PayPal. If you choose PPFF, NO NOTES. Please add 3% for PPGS.
THE LEFTOVERS
Lot Number Lot Ext Lot Title Price
53 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1990 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz CoinΒ $35.00
55 World Silver Bullion - Great Britain 2002 2 Pounds "Brittania" .958 Fine 1 oz Coin LOW MINTAGE 81,301 $35.00
64 World Silver - Australia 1943 S 1 Shilling $12.00
65 World Silver - Australia 2017 P 50 Cents "Year Of The Rooster" .999 Fine 1/2 oz. Coin LOW MINTAGE 114,537 $20.00
67 World Silver - Australia 1982 10 Dollars "XII Commonwealth Games" LOW MINTAGE 125,700 includes original COA $20.00
73 World Silver - Austria 1964 Proof 5 Schilling LOW MINTAGE 27,000 $20.00
74 World Silver - Austria 1964 Proof 10 Schilling LOW MINTAGE 27,000 $20.00
75 World Silver - Austria 1973 Proof 10 Schilling LOW MINTAGE 80,000 $20.00
77 World Silver - Austria 1964 Proof 25 Schilling LOW MINTAGE 35,000 $20.00
78 World Silver - Austria 1975 Proof 100 Schilling LOW MINTAGE
... keep reading on reddit β‘I think space will be at a premium with this post due to the sheer volume of stuff I'm offering for sale, so I'll keep it concise. Was going to put it in an upcoming auction (hence the lot numbers) but things that are out of my control are frustrating me, so I'm going to offer it all here instead first.
This is HUGE part of my raw 2x2 collection I'm offering for sale - in other words, THE GOOD STUFF.
I'll do my absolute best to edit the ad as things sell - I've run into issue with my posts being too long, so I might have to have a comment afterwards detailing what's sold.
PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME LIKE I AM WITH YOU, haha...
EVERYTHING IS FCFS
PRICES ARE FIRM for today. If they don't sell here, I'll run them through an auction and THEN consider offers.
Proof Photo (all of it)
Payment: At this time I only have PayPal. Please add 3% for PPGS to help cover fees. NO NOTES in PayPal, thank you.
Shipping: USPS raised their rates, so my prices will be $6 for First Class, $10 for Priority Mail Flat Rate Small Box, $16 for Medium Box.
TO BUY STUFF: send me a PM with the lot numbers you want; once I've given you my PayPal address, please be polite and pay right away so I other people aren't waiting around on you. I'll get you a tracking number here and make sure USPS scans in the label Monday morning.
Let's get our MASSACRE on:
51 World Silver Bullion - Armenia 2015 500 Drams "Noah's Ark" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin TONED $30.00
52 World Silver Bullion - Australia 1990 1 Dollar "Kookaburra" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin FIRST YEAR $35.00
53 World Silver Bullion - Australia 1992 1 Dollar "Kookaburra" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $35.00
54 World Silver Bullion - Australia 2015Β 1 Dollar "Funnel Web Spider" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $30.00
55 World Silver Bullion - Belize 2002 1 Dollar "Mayan King" .999 Fine 1 oz Coin $35.00
56 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1988 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin FIRST YEAR $35.00
57 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1989 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz CoinΒ $35.00
58 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1990 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz CoinΒ $35.00
59 World Silver Bullion - Canada 1992 5 Dollars "Maple Leaf" .9999 Fine 1 oz Coin 3RD LOWEST MINTAGE $40.00
60 World Silver Bullion - Great Britain 2002 2 Pounds "Brittania" .958 Fine 1 oz Coin LOW MINTAGE 81,301 $35.00
61 World Silver Bullion - Mexico 1980/0 1 Onza .925 Fine 1 oz Coin OVERDATE $40.00
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