It’s a Minnie marathon.
But people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
There's just a small margarine of error.
But I'm sticking with them!
A long cervix award!!
But the uvula makes me gag.
Unfortunately, he has a low alcohol tolerance, so it did not take him long to be drunk.
He felt a strong urge to pee, and in his drunken state, decided to answer nature's call right on the sand.
Then, out of nowhere comes a lady, also a tourist. She was frightened and shrieked: "Gross!"
"Danke."
They aren't exactly disgusting, but they always get under my skin.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡It was pissed off.
because it's gross!
It's quite gross.
Gross.
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
It's very ofPutin.
When my wife threw them out, they were too gross, even for the garbage man.
I guess I'll just have to live with my mist-steaks.
Spaghetti and FEETballs
He was working on his gross motor skills.
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
I said to the vegan people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
I'm being gaslighted!
I saw a short man selling food. He was a little grocer
People who sell produce are grocer
If you don’t, that’s gross.
But people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
No? Gross...
An astronomer walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, the grocery store is closed. Any chance I can buy some ground beef from your kitchen?" the astronomer asks the bartender. "I really need it to put in my shampoo tonight." "Gross, why?" the bartender asks. "For meatier showers," the astronomer replies.
Gross...
Gross...
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
One more would make you too farty!
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
Never mind, it's two gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I told my boss that’s okay I don’t even knead the dough
Never mind, it's two gross.
