While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
Grocery Bagger: Do you want the milk in a bag?
Dad: That's okay, just leave it in the carton.
Our grocery delivery driver told us one of the milk cartons got damaged and leaked into the bag.
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...
He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"
He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards
My 11 year old and I were at a grocery store. I got one of those flimsy bags to put peaches in. The bag ripped, my daughter laughed. I looked at her said oh no, I had a Bagcident. She stopped laughing.
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
Grocery store bagger asked me if I wanted the milk put in the bag or not
I told her no thanks please leave it in the carton
Why does the person putting your groceries in a bag at grocery store always ask where you want your eggs and your loaf of bread?
Because baggers can’t be choosers.
I hate when the grocery store worker asks if I want my milk in a bag.
It's so much easier to just leave it in the carton.
The grocery store checker just asked if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I said "No! Leave it in the jug!" Can you imagine the mess?
At the grocery store, and the lady at the register asks my dad if he'd like his milk in a bag
Dad doesn't miss a beat and replies, "no, just leave it in the jug." I almost died.....
Brought home like three grocery bags filled with bottles of vodka, yesterday...
...Wife says, "Why did you buy so much vodka?!! I said we needed two!"
And I was like, "I thought you meant ten fifths."
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
The clerk at the grocery store asked if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I told him he could just leave it in the carton.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he wants the milk in a bag he replies
No just leave leave it in the carton
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks me if I would like the milk in a bag...
I reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad "if he would like the milk in a bag?"
He replies: "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies...
No, just leave it in the carton!
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
[At the grocery check out] Do you want your milk in a bag?
No, just leave it in the jug please.
“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’” #loveit
Grocery clerk asked if I wanted my milk in a bag...
I told her "no, in the carton is fine".
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