What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?
What is green and lurks through the peephole?
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
What's green and smells like red paint?
Why was the color green always single?
This is how you make neon geen.
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
Because all proper tea is theft!
Did anyone wake up Green Day?
Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?
Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
He was a real rapscallion.
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What is green and not very heavy?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
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