A list of puns related to "Great Gross"
My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.
Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.
Me: Gross.
Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)
Wife: (facepalm)
Me: (ear-to-ear grin)
I was talking to my dad about my brothers new wage, when out of nowhere:
Dad: £50 a day, 3 days a week he's being paid.
Me: So he's currently earning just under £8000 a year?
Dad: Yes, but that's gross. ...
Me: I'd say its pretty great actually!
16 years has built up to this.
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