Dadjoked the nurse during the ultrasound this morning

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant with our first (twins, actually). Today we had an ultrasound to check on them before my wife is officially transferred from the fertility specialist to her OB/GYN.

Nurse: Both heartbeats are a healthy 144.

Me: Gross.

Nurse: What?.... Oh. (nervous laugh)

Wife: (facepalm)

Me: (ear-to-ear grin)

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📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Dad-joked my Dad:

I was talking to my dad about my brothers new wage, when out of nowhere:

Dad: £50 a day, 3 days a week he's being paid.

Me: So he's currently earning just under £8000 a year?

Dad: Yes, but that's gross. ...

Me: I'd say its pretty great actually!

16 years has built up to this.

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