I’m about to ruin this man’s hole career.
He was de-composing
Because of all the skulduggery
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
Decomposing.
A grave mistake.
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
Séonce
...is just a Communist plot.
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
Death care.
The plot thickens.
Apparently it’s a dying art.
... in a shallot grave!
But I was able to dig myself out of it
She’s dead and berried.
Because they have one foot in the grave.
This old bloke I know just passed away. He was well known in the community for his wood turning - bowls, furniture - you name it, he did it. So for the funeral, they decided to bury his prized lathe right there next to him.
It's a nice gesture - but I know he'd be turning in his grave if he knew.
It would’ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.
He asked what was wrong and they told him that his wife had died and that they were preparing to bury her.
The man replied: "that's grave news!"
Because they can still rest in pees.
That my grave robber is called an Archaeologist.
I couldn't follow the plot.
He was a spirit defeeted
Look who’s grounded now, mom.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
Remains to be seen.
De-composing
A grave mistake
De-composing
