My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said

Look who’s grounded now, mom.

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👤︎ u/Sioswing
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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grave stones are

a late investment

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👤︎ u/dym_sh
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

A Grave mistake.

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👤︎ u/Kyro_Sol
📅︎ Oct 12 2021
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Did you hear about the thief who was caught robbing in a cemetery?

There will be grave consequences for him.

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Did you know you could have your ashes grown into a plant when you die

I'm going to have my ashes grown into an ash tree, with a grave stone that reads "he was dying to be grown this way" and in the back it will read "that pun was a grave mistake"

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👤︎ u/Benneb10
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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