Apple's answer to Google Glass: iPatch...

... Pirates favour the iEye though.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nimja_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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When I asked my son what he wanted me to get him for his birthday, he said, โ€œGoogle Glasses!โ€

I said, โ€œOK, but I already know what glasses are!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Once upon a time, a setup went to a ball.

At the ball were many important people, well above the setupโ€™s class. There was Original Content, Reposts, and even a couple from Google Searches for โ€˜Dad Jokes Nobody Knowsโ€™.

Just seeing them made his mouth dry, so he began looking for something to drink. He knew his friend Joke was there somewhere, part of the crew catering the food and drinks. Seeing a server carrying glasses of champagne, he went up to him and asked,

โ€œWould you know where to find the one they call the Joke? Heโ€™s supposed to be running drinks I think,โ€

โ€œYeah! For sure. Heโ€™s right over there! Youโ€™ll find him at the end of the punch line,โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cosmicnate
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I asked my son what he wants me to get him for Christmas...

He said, "Google Glasses!"

I said, "OK, and I already know what glasses are!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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