Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs

He said heh you didn't exspec that

(Yes this actually happened today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmycanolaoil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?

A Spats-naz Agent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XanaTenebris
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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You’ll never guess who I bumped into at spec savers

Everyone

My dad actually told us this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben--dover123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My girlfriends's dadjoke on computer specs completely blindsided us last night.

"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."

"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."

*Cue groaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cofenn
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2015
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My German car has some weird specs for torquing the lug nuts

The manual just says to get them gutentight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt2893
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Yesterday, my dad put his glasses on a potato and said β€œLook! A spec-tater!”. My response made him laugh for a minute straight. I hope you guys like this one too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

Spec-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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As I got older I find I need only three shops

Specsavers, Boots and Gregg’s. My life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What do you call an optometrist in training?

A Spec-U-Later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I'm looking into buying a pair of high tech glasses

The specs are really good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spec-tater.

Pulled this one right out when I told him the NSA igloo joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenofcheebah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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I missed my eye test today...

I should've gone to SpecSavers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redbmwza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Turns out that new Call of Duty brand frames are available through LensCrafters' website!

Press F to pay for specs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dachannien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Mr. Potato Head went to a basketball game last night.

He was a spec-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Got my weld instructor last night

He was inspecting my tacks on a project and said "Real good tacks Steakfatt." I replied "would you say they are spec-TACK-uler?" He shook his head and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steakfatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugpom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a potato with glasses

A spec-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spec-tater!

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