I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
They call me Dyson Fury
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new
And why do elephants carry everything with their truck?
Because they don't have a glove box.
I'll be here all night. Please tip your waiter on your way out.
accidental dad joke
I threw a light bulb in the glove compartment of my car, because it had burnt out at work, i'd swapped it, and put it in my pocket. I had put a black X on it in sharpie to mark it as bad. Some months later, someone was digging and found it. He asked me why i left it in the glove box, and i told him "yeah, i guess that's a bad idea." He slapped me at the next red light.
Today at the zoo
>Dad: Why do elephants have trunks?
>Me: I don't know, why?
>Dad: Because they would look strange with a glove box.
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
