I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
What did one geologist say to the other geologist?
Mind your own damn bismuth.
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
Never date a geologist
They find faults in everything.
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
I'm so proud of my hungry geologist dad...
He went to the kitchen and discovered there was stewtonite.
What Do You Call A Comedian Whose Parents Are Geologists
What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?
When they hit rock bottom.
Geologists aren’t boring...
What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?
Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
Because we're a rock band.
Geologists often take things for granite.
My girlfriend is a geologist. For our anniversary I got got her a limestone jewelry box.
How do geologists get their rocks off?
By breaking them and staring at the cleavage.!
what did one geologist say to the other
your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss
A geologist asked me if I like extremely high, steep hills with a flat top. I said yeah
I like big buttes and I cannot lie
Why wouldn't the geologist get rid of his rock collection?
How did everyone know the geologist was a redneck?
He was an expert in RELATIVE dating
Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
Geologists do crystal math
What kind of rocks doesn’t any geologist like?
What is a geologist's number one rule?
Never take anything for granite.
I bet the career of a geologist can be...
Pretty rocky at times. Though I am sure if they can stay grounded they won't get buried by it all.
Every year my town has a 4th of July track meet during the day, and any age can compete. My geologist dad, heavy set and not ready to compete, entered the mile and obviously did poorly, but he crossed the finish line, gave me a shit-eating grin and said:
"......gneiss guys finish last."
What spell would a geologist in the world of Harry Potter use to find oil?
Why did the geologist go to jail?
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
At what rate does a geologist map?
Saw a geologist helping an old lady cross the street today and I thought...
How do you know you should become a geologist?
You’re obsessed with rocks to a fault
I like being friends with geologists.
They're really down to earth.
A judge recently sentenced a geologist's chauffeur to prison...
He was found guilty of trafficking miners.
What did the geologist call his favorite rock?
In the annual scientistific track and field meet, the geologists always lose
Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.
Did you guys hear about the geologist who got his Bachelor's Degree?
He graduated Magma Cum Laude.
A geologist is showing off some the latest additions to her collection
when coincidentally another geologist passes by. These 'gems' catch his eyes. His curiosity becomes anger and he exclaims,
"I just had a few prized finds of my own go missing a few days ago. Where did you get these!?".
The other geologist replies, "Well, that's none of your Bismuth".
Brothers a geologist
Bro: I'm at a landslide convention in Seattle
Me: Is it.... moving?!
groan felt from across the country
My dad, the shade-tree geologist.
What kind of rock is this dad?
That's a "Leaverite" rock, son.
What does Leaverite mean?
It means "Leave 'er right there."
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