Two restaurant servers tried to settle a dispute with a game of tennis

But they could never start as service was not included.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!

A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)

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📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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My friend's "mom joke" on Facebook

After finishing his chores, A***** asked if he could finally play Destiny on his XBOX. It was followed by yelling from his bedroom.

Me: "What's wrong?!"

Him: "The server is down!!"

Me: "I guess it just wasn't your Destiny to play the game this morning."

And then I let out a loud mom-laugh and he rolled his eyes and everything in my world was right again.

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