Not so friendly after all
How do you identify a friendly biker?
By the flies between his teeth
Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?
Anyone read the Helping Friendly Book written by Iculus.
The moral is read-iculus.
(For all my Phans out there)
A friendly Jewish joke
How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!
What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?
People at the anti-smoking awareness seminar were very friendly...
especially during cigarette breaks
Not so friendly after all
Casper the friendly ghost got a new phone
I’m friendly with only 25 of the letters in the alphabet.
What do you call a charming and friendly person with breathing problems?
What if the joke is almost family-friendly?
Just a friendly little reminder
That “gråtrunka” is a Swedish word that means to cry while masterbating
-Now ain’t that a real tear jerker
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
When are werewolves friendly?
When they take a Lycan to you
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
I have a friendly relationship with the ocean.
Everytime I see it in passing, it waves at me.
Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly
Friendly reminder to all the trans folks out there: anything you do may be taxable
It is a transaction, after all.
What did the family friendly vlogger say to their baby?
Why did the environmentally-friendly factory require that its workers start wearing suspenders to work?
They wanted to eliminate waist products.
Dogs are by far my most family friendly animal.
A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.
Their PR team is in a sticky situation.
Am I still eco- friendly
If I cook, boil and eat vegetables?
Why were the two Airpods so friendly with each other?
What do you call a vegan-friendly jacket?
A Peta Parka
Heard this one from my dad at the dinner table this evening.
I've started being more environmentally friendly.
I just told a tree that it's really attractive.
How can you tell which fish is the most environmentally friendly?
By it's e-fish-ency rating
Someone in the MO State Senate should introduce business-friendly legislation and call it the "Missouri Loves Companies" Bill.
What's the name of 50 Cent's eco-friendly cousin?
Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.
Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.
My dad and I used to volunteer to "socialize" with the friendly cats at the animal shelter
"I like my cats how I like my women: desperate and incarcerated"
Edit: I told my dad I posted this here. He's happy about the upvotes but also mad because "MY JOKES ARE FUNNY, GOD DAMMIT"
What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?
So my Dad and I stopped at Friendly's for lunch today.
The lady at the counter asks, "Would you like a recite?" To which he instantly replies, "Nope I don't think so. I hope we wont be returning it." The lady at the counter just gives the biggest, really? face, and then when I start laughing she forces a laugh.
I'm friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet
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