Me: well that Hertz :’(
Very poor choise of words
His daughter:"my leg fell asleep" Him:"oh yes yes we are going to draw on it so it will be confused when it wakes up!"
I said man a tee
I told her that i have the same problem and find it very irrigating as well
Why don't chickens pee?
Because they eat with their pecker!!!
did you hear about the plane crash?
yeah it was carnage.
no it was planeage
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
Friend: who
Me: Exactly.
Credits to friend who did it on me. Still angry.
Me: (Walks by my freind who's browsing on the phone). "What's up?"
Freind: Nothing much: I just got reddit on my phone.
Me: Sweet! You should check out... (list of subreddits).
Friend: I don't know... it's just...
Me: What?
Friend: It's just that this is subpar. (Shows phone screen)
He was on r/par
