We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...

Was a monster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...

I think I've got the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzikPhreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Dad: β€œ... and if I’m being frank you are acting terrible about it”

Child: β€œ if you are being frank who is being dad?”

Actual conversation I heard in the store

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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To be Frank

I’d have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Anne Frank's Dory.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Frankly Spencer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Frank was misunderstood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timewellwasted30
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I’m always Frank with my sexual partners

I don’t want them to know my real name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomamascub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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IK its corny but: why does Frank never lie

He speaks frankly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohamed12349
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

I'm definitely not kidding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Frankly speaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afrikan-eye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again

β€œI have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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To be frank

I would need to get a new ID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I have to be frank

But iam_larry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiiam_larry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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To be Frank

Oh wait I already am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-I-Am-Frank-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Guys, to be frank

I would have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat_Lejek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I’m in charge of the reader board at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turronno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Can I be frank with you joke

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsapp1717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Started singing like a cross between Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Did you know that musician Bob Seger wanted to be a chess master?

He was always working on his knight moves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Two men were caught in a severe storm

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

β€œJesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

β€œFor Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemansick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank

Was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.

I think I have croonervirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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To be frank.....

I'd have to change my name. .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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To be frank,

I’d need to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bricky-boi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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To be frank...

i'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein is a genius

But his brother Frank is a true monster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverElegant2302
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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To be Frank

I’d have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mccccccc682
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namnrocinu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I mean, to be frank

I'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaffa_54
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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β€œI have a split personality,” said Tom, being Frank.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanosuprema
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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To be frank guys

I'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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"I Have A Split Personality"

Said Tom, being Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxxSnack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Guys, to be Frank...

.... I would have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgomina
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a true monster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillPurpose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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To be Frank, I’d have to change my name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttcity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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To be frank.

I’d have to legally change my name.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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