Was a monster!
I think I've got the crooner virus.
Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”
Actual conversation I heard in the store
I don’t want them to know my real name.
He speaks frankly
I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
I'm definitely not kidding.
Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!
And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
I would have to change my name
Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank
Think I may have caught this croonervirus.
He was always working on his knight moves...
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
Was a monster.
I think I have croonervirus
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
But his brother Frank is a true monster
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
.... I would have to change my name.
I’d have to legally change my name.
