Franking Puns

Was a monster.

Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”

Actual conversation I heard in the store

I’d have to change my name

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

I don’t want them to know my real name.

He speaks frankly

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

I'm definitely not kidding.

I would need to get a new ID.

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

But iam_larry

Oh wait I already am

He was always working on his knight moves...

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

I really like hot dogs.

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I'd have to change my name. .

I’d need to change my name

But his brother Frank is a true monster

i'd have to change my name

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I’d have to change my name

Said Tom, being Frank.

I'd have to change my name

I'd have to change my name

I would have to change my name

.... I would have to change my name.

I’d have to legally change my name.