A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank
The call went out that a small medium was at large
I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didn’t want to because they’re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
Fortune tellers only come in one size
I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that broke out of jail?
Police are saying there is a small medium at large
I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
Two fortune tellers meet on the street.
One says to the other, “You’re fine, how am I?”
Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
A man walked into a fortune teller's shop
He asks to have his future read and the fortune teller happily does so. After gazing into her crystal ball she starts to laugh uncontrollably.
The man hits her immediately to which the teller asks:
Why did you do that???????
The man replies,
I've never struck a happy medium before
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Fortune teller: Someone near you is going to be dissapointed soon.
Dad: That'd be you; I've come out without my wallet.
What do you call a fortune teller who only sees the worst in things?
Which dinosaur was widely regarded as the best fortune teller?
Why do all fortune tellers have good eyes
Because they all have 20/20 vision
(Last time I can ever use that joke)
Fortune tellers are easy to buy clothes for.
Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that's on the lamb?
He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a crazy fortune teller?
My fortune teller told me she was feeling somewhere between elated and neutral
I called her a happy medium.
What d'you call the amount of money a fortune-teller can make in a month, making predictions? [OC]
Her prophet margin!
..Not sorry, I've got to build up my repertoire of original jokes before my daughter's old enough to groan at them.
I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
What do you call a short fortune teller who’s on the run?
What do you call a short fortune teller that just broke out of prison?
What do call a midget fortune-teller that escaped from prison?
The dwarf fortune teller who kills his costumers...
...is a small medium at large
Did you hear about the tiny fortune teller that escaped from jail?
It’s a small medium at large
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed his customer?
He’s a small medium at large
Did you hear about that short, fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
Now there’s a small, medium at large.
A midget fortune-teller has escaped from jail.
Police are on the lookout for a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that killed her client?
She was a small medium at large.
A midget fortune teller who kills his customers
Is a small medium at large
What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from prison?
What do you call an overweight fortune teller?
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who is on the run from the police?
He's a small medium at large.
Did you hear about a midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?
He was a small medium at large.
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