I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Jiu Jitsu is Defined as:

1.) The act of folding someoneโ€™s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/akioakashi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My son got me tonight...

After folding clothes I told him to put his pillowcase on his pillow. Found this 15 minutes later. https://imgur.com/gallery/KIraN

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/buckeyespud
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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I'm a mom, but I'm very proud of my laundry dad joke

I was folding laundry with my 4 year old when he said, "There are too many clothes!"

I said, "Don't worry, we'll get it all sorted out."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Princess4getme
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Doing the laundry with my roommate when my Dad-skills activated

On the weekends, my roomie and I head to the cleaners to do our laundry. We were folding our clothes and towels away when he commented on how fancy I fold my towels, similar to how some hotels chains have theirs folded. He asked where I learned to fold towels like that when I said "Oh, its just a natural towel-lent of mine"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Left4dinner
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! Iโ€™m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you donโ€™t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, itโ€™s been around the birthday block a few times, but thereโ€™s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If youโ€™re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what youโ€™re thinking, โ€œI bet this is a junkerโ€, but youโ€™d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body Iโ€™ve ever had my hands on.

Whatโ€™s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because itโ€™s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds itโ€™s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Iโ€™ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. Itโ€™s whatโ€™s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I donโ€™t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasnโ€™t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, Iโ€™ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if youโ€™re traveling with another couple, Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesnโ€™t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DjBWren
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Got the wife while doing Laundry

Folding the kids clothes and the sons pants have a rip in them, wife throws them towards the trash can. I give her a confused look.

Her: They have a huge hole in them

Me: Well yeah, how else would he put them on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nRRe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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