The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
We live in a society
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︎ Aug 07 2019
In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call a glass jar in a secret society?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Well here it is. The end of society.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.
I might go take a gander.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.
So I smashed their back door in.
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︎ May 20 2020
We should call this new phase of society 'Solitudarity.'
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Why does society seem to hate lazy people?
They didn't even do anything.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What starts with me, ends with me, and though often makes people laugh, will be the downfall of society?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Safest username for online rapper society is βconnectβ β
Cause no one wants to βdiss-connectβ
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︎ May 11 2020
I once saw an add to enter the falt earth society
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
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︎ May 18 2020
Everyone was surprised when transgender women fought for themselves in society.
Not me. I knew they had the balls to do it.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Thinking of starting my own secret society that is really hard to become initiated into
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Recently, a race of bird people and a society of necromancers has gone to war.
It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged...
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
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︎ Sep 13 2017
Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
The society is not amused
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︎ Feb 23 2019
What do you call a top secret society of beverages?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
I tried to join a secret religious society, but the requirements were very strict.
It was called Diffi cult.
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︎ Sep 26 2018
Why is the flat earth society becoming more popular?
they got members all around the globe.
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︎ May 10 2019
"Vegetable soup" in a cannibalist society would be very different
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Whatβs the worst crime to commit in arbor society?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
What do you call a male student's society sharing a common belief in a flat earth?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society contest...
So they gave me a posh trophy.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Whatβs the currency used in alien society?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I'm disappointed in the the overuse of Dad jokes in today's society
We're a fairly advanced society, we need jokes with content that makes us think. All these easy laughs are making us dumber by the second, and we just keep rewarding them with upvotes that convince the lazy among us to keep churning out lazy jokes. Comedy is one of the only common traits things in every society and culture on this planet and we may not always agree with what is funny, it's very subjective, but no society or culture has no comedy. It's one of the most effective unifiers in all human existence. Of course it's just my two cents, but we really need to avoid cheapening it. There are 6500 spoken languages in the world and this is the most widely spoken, the least spoken languages of course being sign language. Someone once said "a world without laughter would be like a world without warmth, a dark hole in the ground filled with cold water." I know they mean well, but I think it's worse than that. There are three unwritten rules for how comedy should function in the world. We have to learn to follow them or we're doomed as a people, forever, however just like there are two butts in the word "assassin", there are two caveats to this dire situation with lessons learned from the best there is. One is the lesson we can take from Switzerland, I'm not entirely sure what makes them so good at integrating comedy into their lives, but their flag is a huge plus. The other is the lesson we can learn from farmers who know how to put what's important first, how to put in the effort into growing something, and they are always outstanding in their field. We get too caught up in standard modalities of thinking and none of us are totally all right, in fact most of us are at least close to half left. In closing, the absence of comedy when you really think about it, is fear. Fear of the ups and downs of life, much like a fear of elevators. And just like a fear of elevators, we all must take steps to avoid it. Thank you for your time.
Disappointed
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Why does anarchy rarely works in patriarchal societies?
Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
The Government is pushing us towards a cashless society. But I won't stand for it...
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︎ Oct 30 2017
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
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︎ Feb 12 2019
A post-biological society would be so healthy
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︎ Feb 24 2019
I recently entered a competition sponsored by the Astrological society.
I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Did you know China is the most matriarchal society?
Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
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