My cat's a f'n commie!

All he ever talks about is Mao.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs

Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"

I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.

Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegogetter222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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Pops dropped this one after I got in the car and told him I really needed to pee

"Why didn't you F'n pee in Pf changs?"

Of course, he then chuckled on and off for the next 10 minutes, repeated it, and mentioned how "that was a good one".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsnakers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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