Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
I just got a new job as a guillotine operator....
My buddy Jerry had to get taken to the hospital, unfortunately it looked like he needed to be operated on. He was unconscious and when he came to, he asked “what’s going to happen, am I going to be alright?”
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
She fell in love with a crane operator
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
How do you call a dinosaur that works in the operation room?
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
How can you tell if a booty is operational?
I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.
They said I was weaving all over the road.
That steam roller operator said the nicest thing to me as he ran me over...
Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” I replied, “Don’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...
“No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
My dog is angry because he can’t operate the MRI machine....
My deer cloning operation has succeeded!
I can finally make a quick buck...
It's always important to do an operational check of your tools.
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
A biop-sea.
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
I started a new business farming microscopic fish
It's a small scale operation
A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can not operate MRI machines
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
Dogs cant operate MRI machines
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
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