Need customer service puns
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
How do squids exchange goods and services?
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It's an essential service.
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president
They used to yell down. Now it's
"Donald duck!"
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
The United States Postal Service got jokes
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.
I let my out of town girlfriend know her vegetable service delivered a package today and I had some bad news.
She asked what had happened to it,
I told her the box had a leek in it.
Hulu Is The Streaming Service Of Hulugans.
I tried to tell a joke about the Postal Service...
But nobody got it because I messed up the delivery.
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
I can get you a great deal on cremation services....
Why did the feminist want to boycott the Postal Service?
Because it is predominantly mail.
I saw an ambulance with the lights on at the local mechanics today.
Guess they needed an emergency service.
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
I had the nastiest,rudest,slowest cashier today.
I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.
Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?
For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers
Man with a picaxe was refused service...
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!
The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.
They're all out of sorts.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not
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Excellent customer service.
I bought a T-Shirt the other day but it kept giving me static electric shocks every time I tried to wear it.
I took it back to the store and they kindly replaced it with another one free of charge.
Today a naked man ran into our church and disrupted the service...
He was eventually caught by the organ.
I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
There’s a new Apple service for leaving angry reviews.
As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...
New dating service launched in Prague!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
The secret service...
... isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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