Need customer service puns
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
How does a salad begin a religious service?
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community
Why does cryptocurrency customer service sucks?
Because all they do is hold
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
I saw an add for Tinkle radiator service.
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
I once met a girl online with spotty service..
It was an on again-off again relationship..
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
Which artist has the best ride service?
What do you call a really bad freight delivery service?
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
What’s the top streaming service in Russia?
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague.
Two big girls walk into a bar
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
I've just been to the tyre shop
They have wheely good service
True story: many years ago I adopted a new dog. Took him to his first visit to the vet.
The lady at the vet: “what’s his name?”
Me: “The shelter told me his name is Toby”
Her: “Well, what does he think his name is?”
Me: “........ Kunte Kinte”
She didn’t get it. Once in a lifetime joke wasted.
What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
It's an essential service.
Planning ahead
I asked my dad one time why he went to all these funerals and memorial services even for people he didn’t know. He looked at me with a very serious look on his face, and he said “if you don’t go to their memorial services then they won’t come to yours. “
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
I got my COVID shot today...
My cell service is great now!
The United States Postal Service got jokes
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I let my out of town girlfriend know her vegetable service delivered a package today and I had some bad news.
She asked what had happened to it,
I told her the box had a leek in it.
I can get you a great deal on cremation services....
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
New dating service launched in Prague!
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
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