So I have an uncle, once removed.
Because they are afraid of them striking
... They thought it was more of a "roughie"
I really pushed myself
They're to prevent meltdowns.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
Guess I caught M-all
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
“Like £10 notes” I told him
Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
A McKaren
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"
I just lost it.
That my local prosthetics shop is changing hands.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
I think that's a record
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
It was my first order of business
Thankfully I managed to catch up with them.
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
“Cardamom”
Because he’s a stable genius.
Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
Hats off to them for getting that passed
I’m the C I E I O
if he'd lettuce
He used the toilet-trees.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
So, I have an uncle once removed.
I have an uncle, once removed.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
So a frog walks into a bank and he goes up to the person working there and sees her nametag that says Patricia Whack so he says "miss whack i would like a loan of fifty thousand dollars for my vacation"
Patty just looks at him in disbelief so the frog ccontinues on "its okay I'm Kermit Jagger my dad is Mick Jagger and he knows the bank manager"
Patty is confused so she just responds "okay but you will need collateral for the loan"
"This oughta do it" the frog says while pulling a tiny porcelain elephant out of his pocket
Patty is even more confused so she excuses herself to the back to talk to her manager
Patty says to her manager "there is a frog who wants a loan and he said his dad is Mick Jagger and he tried to give me this elephant what is this?"
The manager replies "its a knicknack Patty whack give that frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone"
