I have an uncle, once removed.

Someone called asking if an Amanda works here. Sorry no Amanda works here.

But a man does work here.

She wanted the task manager

"What do you want, atrophy?"

Author: G. U. Stink

Because they are afraid of them striking

So I told them to serve the queue and walked off.

He said "I don't think that's a weakness"

"Well I don't give a f* what you think"

They're to prevent meltdowns.

... They thought it was more of a "roughie"

Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

I really pushed myself

Sure does a lot of supervising

They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.

Guess I caught M-all

Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

“Like £10 notes” I told him

Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!

I just lost it.

It was my first order of business

Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!

I think that's a record

It’s a small scale operation.

When I asked how he managed to keep count,

He replied, "I keep a log"

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"

A bad project manager makes up dates.

So I have an uncle, once removed.

So, I have an uncle, once removed.

So, I have an uncle, once removed.

So, I have an uncle once removed.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

I have an uncle, once removed.